The news of yet another inane potential video-game movie-rights deal has fired the creativity spark-plugs in our brain engines, revving our imaginations all the way to the red line. Or something. Anyway, we’ve come up with another brilliant game-to-film adaptation for Hollywood, since they seem fairly inept at the task, and because that’s how things work around here.
In a world, ravaged by nuclear war …
In a time, immeasurable and distant …
One man, must embark on the journey of a lifetime, confronting ancient forces of LIFE …
… DECAY …
… and INSANITY.PRIMAL RAGE. SUMMER 2013.
“WELCOME TO URTH.”
Japanese hardware sales, September 26 – October 2: Coming soon to a theater near you edition originally appeared on Joystiq on Sun, 09 Oct 2011 23:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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