Deus Ex, Legacy of Kain, Thief and more great games are on sale 60% off this weekend!
0520 HOURS
FRIDAY 13 SEPTEMBER 2013
NORAD HEADQUARTERS
EMERGENCY BULLETIN
BREAK BREAK BREAK
NORAD HEADQUARTERS HAS DETECTED SUSPICIOUS TRANS-DIMENSIONAL ACTIVITIES ON SENSORS; SUSPECTED INFESTATION OF NONCORPOREAL ALIENS IMMINENT
Prepared remarks from CENTCOMHQ
Good Morning, Gentlemen
As of 0615 hours this morning, we have confirmed massive signs of a noncorporeal invasion force that is determined to directly hijack our entertainment and slowly invade everyone’s minds. Fast work by some of our Unusual Circumstances SpecOps team has funneled these aliens into a containable area, though. We have managed to secure them in a select list of video games–specifically titles like Deus Ex, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, Thief™ Gold, Anachronox, and a few more–and the non-corporeal aliens are currently inhabiting the enemy A.I. routines. That means we can find them, we can fight them, and we can kill them.
The space-time rift that the aliens are using to invade is unstable and our physicists project that it will close on Monday the 16th September at 23:59.59 Eastern Time. CENTCOM has arranged for a video game retailer to steeply discount the usual price of these titles to facilitate intervention–they’re all 60% off for the duration of the invasion.
You’ve been contacted because you’re part of the elite few who can handle an assignment like this: we need you to buy these games, install them, get in there, and kick some alien butt. The world’s counting on you, soldier.
TRANSMISSION ENDS
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