We admit, not everyone will be swayed by our recent focus on sexism and misogyny in video games. So, thanks to the recent scientific discovery that each picture does indeed contain 1000 words, we have strung several hundred of them together; and, when viewed in succession, they create the illusion of movement. We hope you enjoy the following piece, where we make an example out of Marty Sliva, who is not playing himself, but rather an entirely different character also named “Marty Sliva.” Special thanks to IGN’s Naomi Kyle, officially making her 1UP debut.