Oct 3, 2013

Now, you can be even cheaper on your night out!

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards: Reloaded, a sleek remake of the Al Lowe’s original naughty adventure, complete with orchestrated music, new puzzles, new distractions, and new women, is available 40% off on GOG.com. That’s only $11.99 for the next 24 hours!

Hey, who is a babe like you doing in a place like this? The correct answer is Larry, by the way. Larry Laffer. Aroused to meet you. I have to confess something: I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? You know, I’m a man, you’re a woman–just do the math. By the way. Those are very nice legs, what time do they open? Seriously, I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Oh, come on! I’m doing you a favor. I know people who know people who could get you in touch with people who can get you into the movie industry. That’s right babe, daddy can make you a star! So, where are we going, your place? What do you mean: stop following you, this wouldn’t be much of a date if I did. What are you talking about, what restraining order? Oh yeah, like that could ever get in the way of true love! You’re breaking my heart. Seriously, I will never recover from such a loss. Damn. Another one gone. And she was like a solid five. Maybe even a slightly outdated six. Oh, hi! Who is a babe like you doing in a place like this?

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards: Reloaded takes one of the most memorable adventure games of all times and gives it a total makeover to add some modern–yet conservative–bells and whistles. You’ll get to play through the entire original story, now presented in hand-drawn 2D cartoony graphics (not unlike the art-style of Larry 7: Love for Sail), and accompanied by a great new orchestrated version of the soundtrack from Grammy-nominated, BAFTA-winning composer Austin Wintory. On top of that, the new version comes with new puzzles, mini-games, activities, and–most importantly–new women for Larry Laffer to woo. Isn’t that exciting? Very exciting? Dare we say: arousing?

When was the last time you visited Lefty’s Bar? Take the famous yellow cab to lewd adventure in Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards: Reloaded, for only $11.99 on GOG.com. The 40% discount offer lasts until Thurdsay, October 3, at 9:59AM GMT.